j: don't dance around the robot
k: that is a phrase I never thought would be uttered in our house
j: I always knew it would
k: really?
j: except I always thought we would be robot worshipers and the end of that sentence would go something like -without your ceremonial robot worshiping dress.
snippets of a conversation from tonight
(Evie was circling the new iRobot Roomba vacuum)
2 comments:
you have a ROBOT?????
Lucky
malcolm the nabob
i can loan you "I Robot" by Issac Asimov or i think i have RUR.
possible future conversation.
Evie " can i have a puppy mommy" cute eyes looking at you intently.
Kristen "oh honey i am so sorry but now that we have the pet robot we just do not have the room for it" 'besides when we got you your robot you promised to groom it and charge it and clean up after it yet you do not and I have to do that. not until you are more responsible little missy"
Evie " aaaaaawwwwwww i promise, i promise i promise" light sobbing is heard.
Kristen " lets see if you improve your behaviors with your pet robot first before we talk about any changes"
Evie " I hate my robot. he is not fun anymore "
Kristian " I think someone needs a time out "
from
Malcolm the Nabob
can i come play with your robot?
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